Ques and notes from P.S.O.

The Oil Rig Bit :
Remember to use the "in the round" rules so we don't get blind spots.

Will Sets up the stage, in field of body parts/busks to crowd

Announcer: “This is KSUK ... Prince Pinga ... Ramp of Death”

Pinga discovers Oil

A: “Texas Tea”

Dingo rides up on "Little Texas", Claims Oil

A: “Terrorists Win”

LowRent shoots Di hits Will

A: Pinga Hits Freedom

Dingo, Low Rent have 'peace talks' [or sumthing]

A: Collateral Damage

Low Rent kills Will [does it ever stop?]

Pie War for Flags

DANGER will have prepared the cannon [80 psi]. At LowRent's signal he will bring Dingo the torch and then he will bring LowRent the prepared canon.

A: Bomb

!BFF!

Will gets up – Ramp/ Bike




Ingredients

6 Clowns

Oil Well
$$$ [cold hard or flash frozen]
Flags
Ramp[s]
Oil Squirt Bottles
Pie Pans
Can o' crème
Lamp Oil
2 loaded water ballons
HairSpray / Spray Bottle
Torch /Fuel/Lighter/

and for extra zesty clown shows try using bikes, bombs, and purty girls.

Ohh and tell Will not to forget his balls, extra legs, 1 hat, and other random things.

Editing [is for girls]

Ok -so Dingo has told me that 'he votes with his money.' It seems that we also portray the TOT [texas oil tycoon] and the FG [foreign guy] as voting with there money, or at least building there armies by capitalist venture – So we can use this as leverage to say that we all vote with our money and so on... Then we tell them that there is a hat going around and that tips are greatly apreciated.. and that we want to fire our bosses.. and stuff. and junk. As the hat is passed slowly [by a pretty girl] - the candy butcher makes their rounds – and we give em a show until were tired of it [or they stop paying] if they don't take to paying we give em a few for free .. and then a blow off that funnels them by the merch table??