breakfast cereal at my 1:am

Aw man, ya can't eat cold breakfast cereal out of a soup bowl.
I just poured a bowl of fruit Loops in the kitchen and tried to climb the stairs, now it looks like a porn star took a fall.
I got up to the office and tried to sip the milk off the side, no way jose, that stuff got all over my lap, down my beard and into my shoe.
Dont mess around folks, use bowls with real upright walls.
I'm going to bed, it's like 8 am, in my world that translates to about 1 am or two, goodnight, don't bother me until 1 or 2pm